Have if your handshake was like a combination puzzle?

You kept shaking my hand and would not stop and I had to try to wriggle out of your locked grip. How long would I have to twist my hand around before I got free? What tucked-in shirt outfit would you wear in detail (including if sleeves are rolled up or not) while you did this? Hey, if you give an interesting enough answer, you can get ten points. (People who answer "I wouldn't do that" don't qualify. Haha.)